03677cam a2200373 4500 233659621 TxAuBib 20140806120000.0 ||||||s2010||||||||||||||||||||||||und|u 9781599957777 1599957779 B0030I1XCS Amazon fcab48b4-1f50-434b-bc59-4d86446c995d OverDrive (Reserve ID) 245299 OverDrive (Product ID) TxAuBib Handler, Chelsea. Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang [Libby eBook]. Grand Central Publishing, 2010. Format: OverDrive Adobe EPUB eBook, Filesize: 1370kB. Format: OverDrive OverDrive Read. Format: OverDrive Kindle Book. HTML:<b><i>WHAT . . . A RIOT!</i></b><br /> <br /> Life doesn't get more hilarious than when Chelsea Handler takes aim with her irreverent wit. Who else would send all-staff emails to smoke out the dumbest people on her show? Now, in this new collection of original essays, the #1 bestselling author of <i>Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea</i> delivers one laugh-out-loud moment after another as she sets her sights on the ridiculous side of childhood, adulthood, and daughterhood.<br /> <br /> Family moments are fair game, whether it's writing a report on Reaganomics to earn a Cabbage Patch doll, or teaching her father social graces by ordering him to stay indoors. It's open season on her love life, from playing a prank on her boyfriend (using a ravioli, a fake autopsy, and the Santa Monica pier) to adopting a dog so she can snuggle with someone who doesn't talk. And everyone better duck for cover when her beach vacation turns into matchmaking gone wild. Outrageously funny and deliciously wicked, CHELSEA CHELSEA BANG BANG is good good good good!<br /> <br /> CHELSEA HANDLER ON...<br /> <br /> <b>Being unpopular</b>: "My parents couldn't have been more unreasonable when it came to fads or clothes that weren't purchased at a pharmacy."<br /> <br /> <b>Living with her boyfriend:</b> "He's similar to a large toddler, the only difference being he doesn't cry when he wakes up."<br /> <br /> <b>Appreciating her brother:</b> "He's a certified public accountant, and <em>I</em> have a real life."<br /> <br /> <b>Arm-wrestling a maid of honor:</b>"It wasn't her strength that intimidated me. It was the starry way her eyes focused on me, like Mike Tyson getting ready to feed."<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />. Humor (Nonfiction.) Nonfiction. Essays. Media Type: eBook. Importer Version: 2014-01-08.01 Import Date: 2015-08-06 14:05:11. http://nh.lib.overdrive.com/ContentDetails.htm?ID=fcab48b4-1f50-434b-bc59-4d86446c995d http://excerpts.cdn.overdrive.com/FormatType-410/0017-1/FCA/B48/B4/ChelseaChelseaBangBang9780446563536.epub Excerpt (Adobe EPUB eBook) https://samples.overdrive.com/?crid=FCAB48B4-1F50-434B-BC59-4D86446C995D&.epub-sample.overdrive.com Excerpt (Adobe EPUB eBook) http://excerpts.cdn.overdrive.com/FormatType-410/0017-1/FCA/B48/B4/ChelseaChelseaBangBang9780446563536.epub Excerpt (Kindle Book) https://samples.overdrive.com/?crid=FCAB48B4-1F50-434B-BC59-4D86446C995D&.epub-sample.overdrive.com Excerpt (Kindle Book) http://excerpts.cdn.overdrive.com/FormatType-410/0017-1/FCA/B48/B4/ChelseaChelseaBangBang9780446563536.epub Excerpt (OverDrive Read) https://samples.overdrive.com/?crid=FCAB48B4-1F50-434B-BC59-4D86446C995D&.epub-sample.overdrive.com Excerpt (OverDrive Read)